Who is Watmo?
Rumor has it that he beat Chuck Norris in a cook off to the death, and that's the reason that Walker Texas Ranger is no longer being filmed.
No one knows what country WATMO comes from, nor do they know what he looks like, but one things for sure, he's a god when it comes to cooking, and designing dishes that the ladies love.
Some females claim to have been with WATMO at some stage, even to have had his/its babies, but somehow stay virgins before giving birth. only one person knows if these stories are true, and that is no one other than WATMO.
WATMO believes everyone should be themselves, and not someone else or another person, or even animal, but really only emphasizes one real quest of life: "If it's not WATMO love, than its just not WATMO"