So, yeah...
Blogger has changed so much since the last time I actually used it that I just wiped my old template. No point keeping it.
More stuff to do.

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


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Maybe I just found this joke funny because its one in the morning and I'm tired. Yet, I'm still going to go off and play Sims 2 again. It was the only thing entertaining to do when I was housesitting so now I'm hooked. Its nice to be home though, even if the cat did decide to sit on top of my head at seven this morning to groom herself.

I want to sleep. I want to be asleep right now. But theres this thing, ya see, that you're suppose to do when you sleep. Its called breathing, and yeah, if you don't do that its kinda more like death than sleep. I'm having a little trouble with the breathing thing. Its five a.m. and I feel like I'm gonna fall over from exhaustion.
Stupid fucking cold.
I've just pinched the last remaining of three boxes of tissues that were dispersed through the house today... yesterday, or whatever. I bet mum appreciated me wandering into her room at quarter to five in the morning.
Oh, god. I need to eat or I'll feel sick later... uh... sicker. Whatever. The only edible thing in my room happens to be potato gems, and there is literally nothing in the house. I ended up cleaning the house fridge out at three a.m. rather than finding something to fill my stomach with. I don't even have bread, and I have margarine and sprinkles too. For once, I can't stand the thought of eating chocolate.
Wow. Mum would think I was on my death bed if she heard that.
I'm just rambling to keep my mind off the fact that there is nothing to do but mope until my food is done, and I'd rather mope to the computer than walk around and mope to myself.
Need food now.

Confirm Westpac details, sent in an e-mail. As if! Kind of a giveaway if you don't even have an account there. Hope the guy gets found and fined for that. It would serve him right for making me give up my valuable time to filter through that e-mail, find where it came from and report it.
Gah! Probably some stupid kid. You'd think that if you were going to do that, you would at least check your damn grammar!!!!!!!!!!!

I've become a Labyrinth whore, but David Bowie in tights still scares me as much as it did when I was thirteen. *involuntarily shivers*

Damn Heather!
Thanks to her, I can no longer look at a can of Guiness in the same way ever again.
You can ask why, but you'd probably prefer not to.

Danny John-Jules is the voice for Firey 3 in Labyrinth.

I did my hair again. Mum is having a heart attack over it. Dad wouldn't care if I shaved my head.
Here it is: My Insanity Trip

Woohoo!! New mobile! Its a Nokia too. I'm already in love with my little Nokia. Now I have a phone that will actually fit properly in my pocket.

Take a look - its so cute! My baby

Just for Roxy, becuase your best friend is about the only person who really wants to know what your new hair colour looks like. Might take a while to load, but I made the pics as low-resolution as possible without making them look terrible.

A Cut, a Stripper and an Orange Crush

And now mum had to take one, which I look rather eeeevil in.

Eeeeevilness

The coolest Buffy character is back! Long Live Spike!

I was gonna go see Paul tomorrow between my first two classes of the year but, yeah, that kinda isn't gonna work now. Couldn't be bothered explaining that. Too long a story.
So, I was thinking about going over sometime later in the week, but I just saw the weather upate. Fuck me! No possible way! Its gonna be bad enough on Thursday (35). I don't want to step foot outside the door on Saturday (38!!!).

I'm insane. I hope I get it though.
I bidded for an acoustic guitar on ebay. I'm barely holding myself back. Only because of money, though.
I bidded on something else late last year...... what was it???
Oh, yes. Battle Tactics. Well, I don't have to worry about that anymore, thanks to the all mighty P2P community out there. Bless edonkey2000. I won't touch Kazaa (in any shape or form) anymore. Waaaay too many corrupted files, I imagine due to kazaa fucking them up (also, people have posted about this).
Dad says, if anyone can crash a computer, its me. Guess what? XP hasn't crashed once!! I managed to crash my last new computer in a matter of days when I got it, running ME. ME doesn't like things being installed on it.
Downloaded the patch for Sims Deluxe Edition and FREAKED when Sims loaded up in about 5 seconds, and the neighbourhood screen wasn't as slow as hell about changing. Eeeps. It did kinda freak me out for a second. I thought I had destroyed it.

more and more there is this animal
looking out through my eyes
seeing that animals only take from this world
what they need to survive
but she is prowling through all the religions of men
seeing that time and time and time again
their gods have made them
special and above
nature's law
and the respect thereof

i am an all powerful amazon warrior
not just some sniveling girl
so no matter what i think i need
you know i can't possibly
have a need in this world

Did you know that to ship one bottle of Absinthe, it will cost at least twice the amount of the bottle in shipping fees? No wonder its so damn expensive here. Actually, its cheaper to buy a bottle of Pernod Absinthe. I mean, one of the best brands in the world may only cost $75 but if you don't live near where they sell it, you're screwed. So an inferior brand, and the only one I can find in Australia is $72. Bastards.