Q What is this MLB your always talking about?
A MLB is an abbreviation for "Major League BaseBall", The premier baseball organisation in the world.

Q They seem like a mundane organisation, what do we have to fear?
A For the Past 4 years 76 days, 38 minutes, and 28 wait... 29 seconds, They have been Secretly spying on The citizens of earth, They have small splinter cells in countries all over the world.

Q Well thats all good and nice, but they can't possibly have a cell in Australia.
A Hmmmmm how can i put this nicely, WRONG!!!! the MLB have had a cell working in Australia for almost 2 years, The ACB(australian cricket board) may look like an average sporting agency but look at their logo with only a few minor adjustements.

Q Are you telling me that the MLB is run by nazi's!!!!!???
A Too quote a famous man, "yes".

Q But the only way you would know all this information, would have been to have slept with the head of the MLB 0_o
A No comment! NEXT QUESTION!

Q Snitz, Please inform us of what the MLB are responsible for in modern society!
A Since you asked so nicely, ok.
* Anything that is chicken flavoured must be packaged in green.
* Electronic devices will not break till one day after the warranty has expired.
* Telstra cable will always be down when you really need it.
* The food that the other person orders at a restaurant will always be better than the food you order.
* Boy Bands
* Australia Idol
* Realality Televison
Need i go on?

Q Please Snitz, How can we protect ourselves from the MLB!!
A There are a variety of ways, but the most effective is to cover you head with not 1, not 3, but 2 layers of tinfoil.

Q What about My young children snitz, please think about the children!!!
A Too protect your infants, it is much too dangerous to use foil.........Plastic cling wrap is a much better option.

Q I don't belive a word of what your saying snitz!
A Just don't blame me if something unexspected happens too you.

Q Thanks alot Snitz, now me and my family can live in peace, without fear of the MLB spying on us.
A I do what I can, I do what I can.

Take the Blue Pill and return to your everyday life.
Take the Red Pill and join the resistance, together we can destroy the MLB.
Take the pink Pill that we found under the couch.

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