She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest

And an eye in the middle of her nose

So says I, if you look her in the eye

You're better off looking up her nose

Whoever you are, wherever your've been

Your've come this far

Well come on in

See the nonesuch

I get up early, I stay up late

I've seen it all before

But I still can't wait

To see the nonesuch

She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest

And an eye in the middle of her nose

So says I, if you look her in the eye

You're better off looking up her nose

Because the nonesuch will be exhibited in a state of nature

No ladies will be permitted

But the education of no man or boy is complete until he

has witnessed this shocking spectacle

Believe you me

It's the best of the best

I know what I'm saying I've seen the rest

The nonesuch

It'll strike you blind

With a heave and a sigh

But come up close enough

To risk one eye

For the nonesuch

She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here

And lips like the bud of a rose

So says I, if you look her in the eye

You're better off looking up her nose

Only fifty cents, the one half part of a dollar

Servants ten cents

I've been to Natchez and to New Orleans

But this beats anything I've ever seen

The nonesuch

I've seen your money, I can see your face

Now come on in and take your place

For the nonesuch

Well it ain't no woman and it ain't no man

And it don't wear very many clothes

So says I, if you look her in the eye

You're better off looking up her nose