Got
a letter just this mornin' it was postmarked Omaha
It
was typed and neatly written offerin' me this better job
Better
job at higher wages, expenses paid and a car
But
I'm on TV here locally and I can't quit, I'm a star
Hah-ha
I come on the TV a-grinnin,' wearin' pistols and a hat
It's
a kiddy show and I'm a hero of the younger set
I'm
the number one attraction at every supermarket parkin' lot
I'm
the king of Kansas City, no thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot
Kansas
City star, that's what I are
Yodel-leedle
lay-dee, you oughta see my car
I
drive a big old Cadillac with wire wheels,
Got
rhinestones on the spokes
I
got credit down at the grocery store
And
my barber tells me jokes
I'm
the number one attraction at every supermarket parkin' lot
I'm
the king of Kansas City, no thanks to Omaha, thanks a lot
Kansas
City star, that's what I are
Yodel-leedle
lay-dee, you oughta see my car
I
drive a big old Cadillac with wire wheels,
Got
rhinestones on the spokes
I
got credit down at the grocery store
And
my barber tells me jokes
I'm
the number one attraction at every supermarket parkin' lot
I'm
the king of Kansas City, no thanks to Omaha, thanks a lot
SPOKEN: Stay tuned, we're gonna have a popeye cartoon in a minute