The bridal barbie was complemented by the fairytale castle cake.

Alida was a great help with the food and decorations.

Alex didnt last the full party, since she is

a) pregnant (due same time as Tanya)

b) allergic to cats

c) allergic to dogs

d) allergic to drunk people spilling champagne all over her.

The party started with a tipple of champagne, a canape or two, and polite conversation.

Once the marraccas came out, it was obvious things were gouing to get messy.

And when the pinada arrived, it just confirmed the trend.

People getting more merry as the 16 bottles of champagne were emptied.

No-one else got a go, as the bride to be removed the left testicle in a single blow, look out Carl!

And finished off the rest of the organ with a double handed strike, releasing condoms, lollypops and mini bottles of Baileys.

By now the party was well under way, much to the concern of Tex.

Why is that whenever we have a party, people end up doing the Highland Reel in our loungeroom?

And they always end up doing it to "Born to be Alive" by Patrick Hernandez?

Anyway, everyone seemed to have a good time.