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We have three Great Danes. From top to bottom, Texas (4 yrs old male), Alabama (9 yrs old bitch), Dallas (5 months in this photo, male).
Dallas has his own page as well cos he is such a cute puppy. See below for some Great Dane thoughts. |
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"When do we get homebrew again?"
"When do we get dogfood again?"
"Now, if that cat just comes a little closer, I can grab hold of it and extrude it through this picket fence. Lets see how aloof and arrogant it looks then!" |
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"You may think I'm sleeping, but the second you un-crinkle a chocolate wrapper, I am going to be sitting at your feet, and staring at you intently"
"I am asleep. I'm dreaming about dogfood!" |
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" I found a stick! Want to try to get it off me?"
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"Oh no! The face washing cloth! But I have a cunning plan. In the blink of an eye, I become...." |
".....completely invisible!" |
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" Hmm, that would be gravity, dickhead."
"Why does this rope attached to the tire keep pulling against me?"
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"Aaaaahh. I hope Simon and Fleur don't come to bed soon. Their snoring and farting really keeps me awake." | "Is it time to get up and have dogfood yet?" |
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"Why does my pillow keep moving?" | "Help - a Great Dane squished my baby" - (thought in a very bad Australian Meryl Streep accent) |
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"Suddenly it feels like the weight of the world is upon me." |
